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February 29th WEEKEND!!!!!
conversation speaks for itself (bitch)
Galvagron: barnett got an 1800
chckenslayeggs: shit thats impressive
Galvagron: no he said
Galvagron: 1510, but duuuuuuuuuude i puked twice and fell asleep once from the party the night before
Galvagron: and still managed a 1510
chckenslayeggs: dude tell me he didnt say that
Galvagron: no he said that
chckenslayeggs: please tell me he didnt say that
Galvagron: puked twice
Galvagron: and fell asleep once
Galvagron: and got a 1510
chckenslayeggs: what a fucking fag
Galvagron: yeah
Galvagron: u know he didnt get a 1510 either
chckenslayeggs: u know he didnt go to a party
chckenslayeggs: nor get drunk
chckenslayeggs: nor puke
Galvagron: he played poker
Galvagron: at ericsons
im sorry, there is nothing i can say.
February 27th 2004 BITCH!!!
YO BITCHES, WELCOME BACK TO MY PIMPOLISHOUS WEBISTE BITCH!!! It was just yesterday when... wait maybe it was today or a week ago... or it could have been tomorrow... anyway I can't remember cuz I get drunk so much... silly me... i mean, BITCH!!! So I was in the library and these kids (Sisson, Reilly, Krupp, and Hart) come up to me and were like talking about how they wanted to get food. Then they were like Barnett do you wanna come... so i thought to myself what's better: hanging out with these kids or having sex with someone... i chose to have sex. I think that was what happened anyway. I know for sure that they didn't laugh in my face when i talked to them. So after I banged a few hotties I returned to the library to discover the Sports Section of the newspaper. This brings up an issue i have not yet discussed: I AM A FUCKING HUGE KNICKS FAN BITCH!!! They are my favorite team ever... Patrick Ewing baby... even after he retired i had a s/n that was EWINGFAN33... EVEN AFTER HE RETIRED BITCHES!!! No one is a bigger fan then me. Anyway I was telling all my friends, more like random kids who wish they were as good looking as me... probably wanting me to hook them up with drugs or girls, that my DAD gets me courtside tickets for $315.00 for every game. He just says, "Hey Reid honey how would you like to take one of your lady friends to a basketball game." He also gives me front row seats to Metallica concerts and stuff. Like a year ago I was at a Knicks game and Howard Stern invited me and Spike Lee to his party where I got soooo drunk and I met all these supermodels and stuff. Anyway I have to wrap it up cuz Ryan Andre just called me and wants to go get drunk with the DXC BITCH!!! I have to sneak out though cuz I'm grounded remember... so DOOOD... SHIT MAN, I AM FUCKED!!! Peace out all my assbitchfuckshitdamnstuntcock Bitches, BITCH!!!
February 26th 2(double 0) FO BITCH!!!
My day was sweet BITCH!!!!!!!! ONCE AGAIN, (geez...why am i so ....FUCKED UP!) I GOT STONED AND DRUNK LAST NIGHT WHILE BANGING SOME REALLY HOT CHICKS (i bet u dont know these ones either, trust me they are blazin) SO I CAME INTO SCHOOL AND SAT DOWN WITH MY FRIENDS IN THE LIBRARY!!!! BITCH!!!!
I love My friends!!! BITCH!!!! They like to pick on me sometimes but thats just cus THEY ALL WANT TO BE LIKE ME!!!!!!! BITCH!!!!
I GOT A SICK STORY TO TELL U BITCHES!!!!
I WAS IN THE LIBRARY ( i go there cus im too cool for every place else in the school and cus i get so wasted every night i sometimes need to do work, but most of the times i just tell my teachers to "SUCK MY BALLS BITCH!!!) AND SOME LOSER SENIORS WERE ON THE OTHERSIDE AND THEY WERE LIKE:
"HEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!" - I says to myself, non of those BITCHES can yell like me, im gonna show them how a non-BITCH yells!!!!BITCH!!!!!
SO I GO UP AND YELL: HEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYY!!!!!
cus im a cool kid and cool kids do that shit (BITCH!!!!) Then i banged some hot chicks, you know, the usual.
February 25th 2004 BITCH!!!
Okay. Im sure everybody wants to know how my day went. WELL IT SUCKED BITCH!!! This morning I woke up next to my gorgeous girlfriend (another girl you dont know but she's really hot. I think she models or something), but I had an epic hangover. Then I looked at the clock and I's like DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!! ITS 10:00 BITCH!!! I overslept and had to go to school but my head was like killing me dude so I had sex with my girlfriend and left. I dropped her off somewhere and I's like DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!! YES DOOD!!! I CAN FINALLY LISTEN TO MY SHIT! BITCH! Then I tried to play my backstreet b... I mean... METALLICA BITCH, but the CD player in my souped up Volvo S80 family package sedan didnt wErk. I's like DOOOOOOOD, FUCK!!! When I got there I showed up to Webb's class stoned out of my mind and he's like Reid you got a 58 on the test. I's like DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!! SHIT MAN, I AM FUCKED!! Then I had a free period followed by lunch. BUT I WAS PISSED OFF cuz last night I had a SHITLOAD of homework but I was too busy getting drunk and having sex. So in the Library I had to do WERK BITCH!!! Of course though I still had to maintain my awesome reputation so on the way in I threw my water... I mean... beer bottle at the garbage can really hard and I's just like DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!! YEAH LUHTALA!!! So then I did my WERK BITCH! Then Anthony Sillo asked me If I thought some girl on the cover of a magazine was hot. IT WAS THE CHICK FROM LAST NIGHT!!! Inside my head I's like DOOOOOOOOOD!!! But I played it cool and said yeah I think she's hot. Sillo agreed and left. Phew, that was a close one. BITCH!!! Then these kids started clapping and cheering for me by the ramp in the library and I's like DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD YEAH MAN CLAP FOR ME!!! Then I was like AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY really loudly cuz people who dont yell are BITCHES, BITCH!!! Then when I got home my parents saw my test grade which I hid under my beer and they were like Reid, honey, you are grounded. So I's like DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!! SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-IT!!! So a message to my girls and my buddies like ryan andre, I cant do anything this weekend. I AM PISSED!!!
Check out my reputation BITCH!!!
Mr.Met3121: I bet Reid Barnett has a huge 15 incher, which kills my 9 incher by like 2 or 3 Drew Christiansens.
Well I am a pretty modest guy, but I guess I'll have to admit it is a pretty good size. BY THAT I MEAN IT'S FUCKING ENORMOUS BITCH!!!
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Autoresponse from GoWylde1919: my house is being overrun by kids in camo playing airsoft
DOOOOOOOOOD!!! Are these awesome or what. I'm gonna buy 5 of each and cut the sleeves off. Then I'm gonna work out in school with them, but leave it on the rest of the day so I can show off my arms in all my free periods. BITCH!!! There are some pretty sweet deals goin on here too... BITCH!!!
February 24th 2004 BITCH!!!
TODAY I WANTED TO BUY SOME RUBBERS!!!!
SO I WENT TO THE STORE AND WAS LIKE YO, WHERE UR RUBBERS AT?
THE BITCH BEHIND THE COUNTER WAS LIKE: "RIGHT IN THAT AISLE WE GOT LIKE 30 BOXES"
I WAS LIKE 30 BOXES? SHIT I BANG SO MANY CHICKS THAT WONT LAST ONE DAY! BITCH!
YO, in case anybody was wondering, I AM NOT THAT SMART!!!! actually, yeah i am, but i get stoned and drink lots of beers all the time, and so i cant remember stuff good!!! another thing I REALLY LIKE TO YELL! PEOPLE WHO DONT YELL ARE GAY! (BITCH!) noT LIKE ME!!! I GET ALL THE LADIES!! I TOLD THIS AWESOME JOKE TODAY TO THIS REALLY HOT CHICK THAT BANGS ME ALL THE TIME, (you dont know her, trust me shes hot) I WAS LIKE:
Douche: yo chick, if you were my homework id be doing you on my desk right now
hot chik you dont know: silly kid, u are doing me on ur desk right NOW!!!
I WAS LIKE THATS RIGHT BITCH!!!
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